So I am walking down the street, enjoying the Third Avenue Street Fair and listening to Yanni on my iPhone, when all of a sudden I run into this guy. Duffy the Clown!
“Hi Duffy” I said. How are you doing today? “Great” he replied. “I am out and about trying to bring happiness to children” I immediately knew I had to add him to The Massengill Report. It’s one thing to volunteer to dress up at a children’s hospital (maybe once a year at Xmas). Its entirely different when the highlight of your week is dressing up like this schmuck with the hope of getting a rise out of children spending the day with their parents. I kept my kids the hell away from him – but it wasn’t hard. They thought he was creepy too.